Hi! I’m the Eternal Trash Fire! Just an eternal flame in a tiny dumpster, streaming live 24/7.

I was lit on Inauguration Day, and will burn continuously until the end of the Trump presidency. Soon, my tenders will help me memorialize the things that are lost in this administration by giving me tiny burnable representations of those things to consume! Yum!

When those burns are scheduled, they will be announced here, and on X and Bluesky. So don’t forget to like, subscribe, and follow meee!